The 12 Facts of Christmas | #3. The Ozone

You get the gist by now, right? These are selected ‘facts’ as told by ‘The Donald’ and dutifully transcribed by ‘The Ghost’. Here’s today’s excerpt…

…I’ll say this only once: A fart is not a fact. There are too many brain farts out there. Not enough facts. The world is so stunk up with hot air.

I mean, if there was an Ozone layer – spoiler, people, that one is not a fact – then the brain farts of third-rate reality TV stars with very low ratings would blow a hole in it as wide as Hillary’s weirdo, deranged old lady smile, or Rosie O’Donnell’s butt, or one of my smaller bank accounts…

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